LESSON 2
SCENE 2:
The scene take place at Fuck-The-Queen's Station. Brigitte speaks with Mr Gay.
BRIGITTE: What is your problem, Mr Gay ?
MR GAY: Do you know the three Jons ?
BRIGITTE: Yes, Broche, File and Fonce. The three bad guys from Gold-It is. What do they want ?
MR GAY: They want my skin. I'm a dead ass.
BRIGITTE: But what can I do ?
MR GAY: Nothing. They'll fuck me.
BRIGITTE: Impossible: you have a downmilk in the ass.
MR GAY: More, more, it's better.
But the sky is blue, and the sun is shining. In Pieceof's house:
PETER: Mr Gay is a waterpette.
BRIGITTE: Probably, but they'll defract him.
PETER: By Didier ! I have an idea ! It's to us to play !
BRIGITTE: Where do you go ?
PETER: To the Pussywater of Versailles, come on !
EXERCICE:
Find the right word for each sentences:
1. Brad says: "It's was a time, in the ___, in the champs."
2. Do you mind if I open your ___ ?
3. Brigitte has a large ___.
4. Do you know Stéphane ___ ?
5. Big Broche is an ___-traveller.
a. plains b. ass c. ass d. ass e. Haas
VOCABULARY:
- You want to clean your bedroom, you use a downmilk.
- You are a waterpette if you don't want to learn milk english.
- Kings and queens in middle age lived in a pussywater.
GEOGRAPHY:
Palacewater is the centre of the World, the place where you can find Didier. Near Palacewater, there are Fuck-The-Queen, with the famous Tozed, Gold-It is and its famous University, Igny the Sheepland, and there are and falchion.
WHAT CAN WE DO WITH... a chiber ?
-To shake the chiber.
-To darkchiber.
-To touch the chiber.
-To bipote the chiber.
Note: you can always defract a poussinou with a chiber, and it is highly recommended.